Some Quotes

"I think animal testing is a terrible idea, they get all nervous and give the wrong answers." --Joseph Blosephina

"I think gay marriage is something that should be betweena man and a woman."
-California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

"Things are more like they are now than they have everbeen."
-President Gerald Ford

After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident it makes you wonder about history.
-Unknown

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'"
- George Carlin


Thanks to TZ