Army Of The Lord
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service.
posted by Tramp at
Monday, May 01, 2006
7 Comments:
u still on line?
Sometimes I wonder.
I'm always on line. I'm a gadget guy, remember? Heck, I even have the internet on my watch. Anyone doesn't believe it, I'll post a picture.
I GUESS THEY DON'T KNOW YOUR
THE HIGH TECH RED NECK
JPAUL170
High tech, yes. Red neck, no way!
well, only if you didn't put the sunscreen on ...then you my friend, are a RED NECK
I always put my sunscreen on. The kind I use is called 'Convertible Top".
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