Wednesday, May 17, 2006

From The 'Florida Is Crazy' Department

Here is a story about a high school senior prank. What they didn't count on was the fact that 'Florida Is Crazy'.

Toilet Paper Is No Joke: Cops With Copters Bust Senior Prank
Violent crime squad responds to Orlando high school incident.

A little chocolate sauce and shaving cream on the windows, some toilet paper tossed up into the trees you know, the usual senior prank, complete with dozens of cops storming campus with their guns drawn and helicopters swirling above.

That was the scene early Monday morning when the Orlando Police Department swarmed onto the campus at Edgewater High School to investigate reports of three dozen black-clad potential baddies roaming the school grounds.

With helicopters swarming above and heavily armed cops on the ground, the prank was busted up and the teenagers who weren't able to scramble away were handcuffed. Five of the teens were detained.

Well, I guess Jeb can't attack an entire country like his brother George, so a high school campus will have to do. Well done Jeb, give 'em hell. First it's toilet paper, next thing you know they have nuclear weapons. If this doesn't make sense to you, you have obviously never been to Florida. Either that or you are sane.

And you Floridians, don't forget to thank Jeb for this intelligent use of your tax dollars.

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