Sunday, May 21, 2006

Geno And The Game Warden

This story is typical Geno.
This is a conversation I overheard between Geno and a game warden.

Game Warden: Do you have a fishing license?
Geno: No. I don’t.
GW: Why are you fishing?
G: I’m not.
GW: Yes you are.
G: No I’m not.
GW: That’s a fishing pole.
G: No it’s not.
GW: Yes it is. And those are fish.
G: No they’re not.
GW: Yes they are. You are fishing without a license.
G: No I’m not.
GW: Yes you are. I’m going to give you a ticket.
G: No you’re not.
GW: I’m not?
G: You’re not.
GW: Why not?
G: Because.
GW: Because?
G: Nope.
GW: Oh, the hell with this. Just don’t tell anyone you saw me.
G: No I won’t.
GW: (Runs away screaming)

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