Absinthe

Have you ever heard of Absinthe? It is an old drink. It is what Vincent Van Gough drank when he cut his ear off. It's what Edgar Allen Poe drank when he wrote his macabre poetry. And it is great stuff!

It is distilled from an herb called wormwood. This herb has a drug in it called thujone. This drug is remarkably similar to THC found in marijuana. And due to this fact, it is illegal in the USA.

But you can still get it at places like SeborAbsinth. Can you see where this is going?

So, me and a friend got a bottle and tried it out. After three shots a piece, we were laughing like junior high kids on pot. Our jaws hurt but we could not stop laughing. After five shots the hallucinations began. What a trip. I recommend it!