Celebrity Geniuses

Or not.

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."- Miss Alabama, 1994 Miss USA Pageant

"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researches also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."- Matt Lauer, Today Show, NBC

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."- Brooke Shields

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."- Jason Kidd, Dallas Mavericks

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."- Hillary Clinton

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."- Marion Barry, Washing, D.C. Mayor

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."- Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President