Tuesday, June 06, 2006

A Local Hero


We have a local hero. His name is Dan Haueter. He is the chief of police in a local village called New Waterford. Here is what he did.

Chief Haueter took it upon himself to go onto the internet posing as a fourteen year old girl. Chatting in chat rooms and such. He never solicited anyone, didn’t do anything suggestive.

Just talked.

Along came these predatory pieces of human garbage trying to set up a sexual encounter. I’m talking about men in their fifties. From all over the country. What is that about? Regardless, these were men who knew better, men who had daughters older than that. They were looking for sex. From a fourteen year old. Well, they would convince their intended victim to disclose where she was. Then they would go after her. But it wasn’t a she. It was Chief Haueter. And he would arrest them. Get them off the streets. Make the world a little safer for the real fourteen year old girls. He got a bunch of them. That is a good thing. Chief Haueter deserves a medal and some recognition. This is a man who devised this plan on his own and made it work. I couldn’t have done it. I would have shot them. This man has a lot of self control. A lot of good in him also. We need a lot more men just like him. But we’ll settle for the one we have.

Chief Haueter, thank you and well done sir. Please continue to do what you do so well. You have an extraordinary amount of intelligence and insight. You are a clever and determined man. And thank the good Lord you are on our side.


3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amen. Instead of killing them, I think it would be better to cut off their balls and staple them to their foreheads. Kind of like a Scarlett Letter.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006 7:12:00 AM  
Blogger Tramp said...

Anon, Now I would have to go farther than that, to the point where there was a protrusion from their forehead, if you know what I mean.

And Colleen,I am aware of a certain person who is crying about having to pay the costs of prosecuting and incarcerating these lowlifes and making stupid assumptions about luring them here. How dare we force him to prosecute people. What do we think he is, a prosecuter? Oh wait....

I think this fellow should stop counting all the cash we are paying him long enough to look up and see what is going on.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006 11:04:00 AM  
Blogger Tramp said...

He is doing a great job, no thanks to our prosecutor.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006 9:35:00 PM  

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