A Heartwarming Story

Corrine told me a heartwarming story, and I insisted she share it with you. Here it is.

A very unattractive, mean acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids..
The Wal-Mart Greeter, asks "Are they twins"?
The ugly woman says "No,the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. "Why?......... Do you think they really look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice"!