An Important News Item From Corrine

Corrine is here with an important news item concerning...
Well I'll just let her tell you.

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans, North Carolinians, Virginians and West Virginians and Alabamains will no longer be referred to as

"HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to them as:

APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.