Radio Station Contest

A radio station was running a contest where you come up with a word that is not in the dictionary yet could be used in a sentence that would make sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

Here was one of the calls.

DJ: 96FM, what’s your name?
Caller: Hi, my name is Dave.
DJ: Dave, what’s your word?
Caller: Goan. Spelled G O A N. Pronounced go-an.
DJ: You are correct Dave. Goan is not in the dictionary. Now, for the trip to Bali, what sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?
Caller: Goan f**k yourself!

The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful. Then this one came in.

DJ: 96FM, what’s your name?
Caller: Hi, my name’s Jeff.
DJ: Jeff, what’s your word?
Caller: Smee. Spelled S M E E. Pronounced smee.
DJ: You are correct Jeff. Smee is not in the dictionary. Now, for the trip to Bali, what sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?
Caller: Smee again. Goan f**k yourself!