Two Good Ones From Trev

A couple made the decision to purchase a house on the lands of a large nudist resort. Things went well until one day their five-year- old son asked his parents why some men had small penises and others had quite large ones. They told him that the ones with small penises like Daddy were the smart ones. The men with large ones were quite stupid. This seemed to satisfy him. One day over supper, the little guy said "Remember when you told me the difference between men with little and big penises? " "Yes." "Well today, a man knocked on the door and was talking to Mommy. He was really smart, but the longer they talked the stupider he got. Eventually Mommy had to take him into the house and smarten him up! "


An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it might be time for marriage. But before tying the knot, they went out for a heart to heart talk over dinner about whether it would really work out. They discussed finances, living arrangements, snoring, and so on. Finally, the gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly. "Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say that I would like it infrequently." The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then looking over his glasses, he casually asked, "Was that one word or two?"