I'm Back

Did anyone notice my absence? My wonderful internet service went down. Once again I've exceeded my limit. I asked them how I exceeded unlimited service. They told me several lies, all of which I shot down immediately. So they explained what had happened, as they do each month. I became very profane, as I have had enough of their lies. I told them that by exceeding unlimited service I had accomplished the equivalent of counting past infinity. I asked them to notify the Nobel commission as I believe I should be up for the award. Accomplishing the impossible and all. I tried to explain, once again, what 'unlimited', means. I offered to sue them for contract violation, explaining to them that a judge would be happy to teach them what 'unlimited' really means. Then I told them to look for next month's payment in the form of my boot up their..., you know.

So I have a new ISP. One I truly hope is unlimited. And I should be around for a long, long time.

I don't know if that is a good thing or not.