And This From Irene

"MaryLou"

A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" he asks.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pant pocket with the name MARYLOU on it,"she replies.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, MARYLOU was the name of one of the horses I wanted to be sure to bet on," he explains.
She looks satisfied and apologizes. Three days later he is again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.
When he comes to, he says, "What was that for?"
She says, "Your horse phoned."