An Important American Story

Yep, from The Smoking Gun, a salute.

Three Cheers For The Red, White, And Blue
A Fourth of July salute to America's hardest working entertainers

Baseball. Hot dogs. Apple pie. Lap dances. Is there anything more American? Heading into the long Fourth of July weekend, TSG salutes the country's hard-working strippers, who are now regularly being arrested for the most victimless of crimes (prostitution, indecent exposure, etc.). As you peruse the mug shots of these persecuted pole dancers, don't forget that you're actually staring into the face of what makes this country so great. Happy Independence Day, indeed.

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UPDATE: No way is number four a woman! Number ten is going to give me nightmares.

Footnote: If anyone uses the phrase 'Yankee Doodle Dandy' in the comments, they are hereby marked for life!