Phone Call For Corrine

I called Corrine this morning. She wasn't available, so I got her voice mail.
Here is the message she has on her service.


GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
Press "1" for English.
Press "2" to disconnect until you have learned to speak English


I thought it was great and I wish I'd thought of it first!

I understand our soldiers in Iraq have a saying, "Press 1 for English", and they have a number one taped to the trigger of their M16's.

How appropriate.