Redneck Newlyweds

From Corrine, our redneck expert.

A week after their marriage, the Arkansas newlyweds, Bubba and Arlene, paid a visit to their doctor....

"You ain't going to believe this, Doc," said the husband. "My thingy's turning' blue...."

"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you...."

The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck's "thingy" really was blue....

The doctor turns to the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribedfor you????"

"Yep, shore am," she replied brightly....

"And what kind of jelly are you using with it????"

"Grape...."