Today's Advice From The UK

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MARTLESHAM HEATH, England (UPI) -- Police in the county of Suffolk, England, have released a safety magazine advising women to make sure they are "wearing nice pants" when they pass out drunk.

"If you fall over or pass out, remember your skirt or dress may ride up. You could show off more than you intended -- for all our sakes, please make sure you're wearing nice pants and that you've recently had a wax," the article reads. "Better still, eat before you go out, think about how much you're drinking, pace yourself and drink plenty of water in between bevvies or better still, don't get in this sorry state -- it's not nice."