Trev Is A Bad Influence

Trev also sent me these, umm, things. Trev is a funny guy.

A young boy was washed up on a deserted island. After several years an attractive lady washed ashore. She was delighted to see the young man and asked him how he had managed to survive. He answered, "I've eaten bananas, coconuts, edible roots etc and dug for clams." She then asked him about sex. He said he didn't know anything about it. She asked him if he would like to learn. He said sure so she proceeded to teach him the ins and outs. When they were through she asked him what he thought and he replied, "that was great but look what it did to my clam digger!"

"I'm in love with my sheep," the nervous young man told his psychiatrist. "Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog we are very attached to." "But, doctor," continued the troubled patient, "I feel physically attracted to my sheep." "Hmmm," observed the doctor. "Is it male or female?" "Female, of course!" the man replied curtly. "What do you think I am? Gay?"

He was a dysfunctional male patient and the sex therapist was advising him on the release that could be obtained through masturbation. "Oh, but I do get pleasure from my organ," he replied. "I frequently grasp my penis and hold it tight. It's a habit with me." The therapist said, "Well, it's a habit you'll have to shake."