Stupid

The next time you meet a stupid person, tell them one of these.

Hunting in an empty forest.
No grain in the silo.
Receiver is off the hook.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
Missing some of the dots on his dice.
Too much chlorine in the gene pool.
A couple gallons short of a swimming pool.
One brick shy of a fireplace.
Wheels are spinning but the tires are off the ground.
One eye closed and can't see out of the other.
One tree short of a hammock.
If he blew up a balloon his head would deflate.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Sharp as a marble.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.