Trev Has A Couple

And Trev is still a bad influence.

Coming out of a theater late one evening, a man discovered that a couple had broken into his car and were making love in the back seat. When he asked them to leave, he was threatened with bodily harm, so he called the police. The police took them all to the station, then quickly to night court in another part of the building. The judge inquired about the incident, then fined the couple $50.00 for indecent exposure. When he was finished with them, he turned to the man and fined him $100.00. Outraged, he demanded the reason.
The judge answered, "Disturbing the piece."

It seems possible to invest in almost any type of business in the stock market these days. One entrepreneurial pimp is now offering investors an chance to buy stock in innocent young ladies about to enter the prostitution trade. The corporate name is "Virginhookers.cum" and the stock had its IPO (Initial Pubic Offering) this morning. It was met with bullish enthusiasm by many of the genitalmen on the trading floor and the price quickly shot up. The stock was up and down all morning, but the euphoria couldn't be sustained. After reaching an early hymen began to lose enthusiasm. By the afternoon session the interest rate had dropped and the stock went into the toilet. By the end of the period it actually finished in the red. If you want to know how the stock does tomorrow, I'll call you in the morning.