A Buford Tale
Buford was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey.
His lawyer put him on the stand and asked the jurors to look carefully at his client.
"Now, Ladies and Gentleman of the jury," concluded the lawyer, "you've looked carefully at the defendant. Can you sit there in the jury box and honestly believe that if my client had ANY whiskey he would sell it?"
posted by Tramp at
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
2 Comments:
DRINK THE SH*T
Ain't it the truth Joe.
And what are you drinking Bobby? Shot? Shut?
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