Geno Is Not Feeling Well

Geno and Joe were talking one day when Geno says, "I went to see the doctor the other day for that pain in my back.

" "So what happened?" Joe asked.

"Well, he ran a bunch of tests, gave me some pills and sent me home. Told me to stay in bed for a week. He also told me to sit down whenever I had to pee. Can you imagine that? A grown man having to sit to pee?"

"Why would he want you to sit to pee?" Joe asked.

"Well", said Geno, "With my bad back, he doesn't want me lifting anything too heavy."