Wal Mart Wine

Wal Mart has introduced their own brand of wine.

Stop laughing. C'mon now. Well okay, but stop soon.

After all, where else can you get drunk for under a buck?

So anyway, Corrine jumped on the chance to write a name for this new wine for them. I think she did a great job in getting the whole situation summed up and creating a name to fit an image.

Take it, Corrine.


Top ten names for WalMart wine.

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumanti

The beauty of the WalMart brand of wine, she said, is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel); or it can be mixed with beer.