A Couple Of Good Ones...

To help get you through your day.

This little meek man was sitting at a bar when this huge burly
guy walks in. As he walks past the little man, he hits him on
the neck knocking him to the floor. The big burly guy says,
"That's a karate chop from Korea".
Well the little man gets back on his barstool and resumes
drinking his beer.
The burly guy then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he
walks by the little man, he hits him on the other side of the
neck and knocks him to the ground. "That's a judo chop from
Japan," he says.
The little guy decides he's had enough and leaves.
An hour later he comes back and sees the burly guy sitting at
the bar. He walks up behind him and smacks him right in the
head, knocking him out.
The little guy says to the bartender, "When he wakes up, tell
him that was a crowbar from Sears and Roebuck."



Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says
to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,
"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is
a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies,"
It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is,
however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.