Jim Responds To The Tree

Jim has a few words for the tree in a previous post.
Jim, you are wasting your time. I used to say,"That tree is going to make some lumberjack very happy some day". But I was wrong.
That tree is a slut!


I'd like to have a word with the tree in the first photo.

My how you've grown since I last saw you. Word on the street is, you're one shady lady. HAVE YOU TAKEN A COMPLETE LEAF OF YOUR SENSES? Lumbering around here like some common street walker. Why wood you do this to yourself? Don't tell me your board. That won't wash with me. Your parents risked life and limb to bring you into this world and this is how you thank them? Don't you realize the dangers of Dutch Elm disease? Flashing your beaver all around the forrest and acting like you don't give a dam. You disgust me! I know your past has been a little seedy, but you can change. We all stumble and fall from time to time. You're slowly kilning yourself and I just can't sit back and watch you do that. Look at how your dressed, what a hatchet job. Your a knotty little tree, but it doesn't have to be this way. Please, for the memory of your parents that died in that terrible fire, grab a rake and clean up your act.