Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Need Some Free Legal Advice?

This place has free legal advice. From actual lawyers. No poo!

I've already asked them for advice.
My question was, "How much would it cost me to smack the bejesus out of some moron who desperately needs it?"

I'm still waiting for an answer.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. Tramp,
Please accept our apology for the lengthy wait for a response to your legal question. I brought your question to the attention of the legal board and through much debate we were unable to come up with a difinative conclusion. Too many variables to pinpoint a solid decision. For instance, who determines when an individual is so full of bejesus, that some or all of it must
be forcibly removed? No experts on bejesus would speak with us. We have court cases involving a "Dumb Moron",
a "Stupid Moron" and a "Dumb F*#@#ing Moron."
We cannot say with any degree of confidence where "Some Moron" would fall in severity to the previous mentioned morons.
Again, I apologize for our inabilty to do anything
useful for you, but if you have any further legal questions, do not hesitate to ask.
Sincerely,
Attorney I. M. Scum

Monday, October 09, 2006 3:32:00 PM  
Blogger Tramp said...

Dear Atty. Scum,
You said it, not me!
PS What an appropriate name!

Tramp!

Tuesday, October 10, 2006 6:47:00 AM  

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