Sweet's Tips On Selecting Your Poo

Sweet has more poop, I mean info, on choosing your poo, as requested by Anon.

His name is Anonymous, but being good friends, I call him Anon. Sweet just calls him A.

And may I add this;

Choose your poo wisely. Be a choosy poo chooser!

Tell me that wasn't a load of poo!


Dear A:

Yikes, I feel like a dung beetle doing all this research. However, bringing home elephant dung is just a minute drive to your local nursery.

You will have a hard time choosing your poo. You will find a mixture of elephant dung with northern ilala palm. You also have a choice of poo from giraffes, buffalo, kudu, baboons, birds and fruit bats and chimpanzee poo-processed with strangler figs.

Oh yeah, potted poo should stand out on a patio, balcony or in an open window the first few weeks. No shit.

I guess because it’s a ball of dung, huh?

Which should I you buy? Elephant poo with bush mango seeds it’s warming up in the plastic already.

This is so poo exciting!

Sweet
xoxoxo

Now that is some good advice. Do not poo poo it!