No One Wants To Go Home

The girls were hanging around the water cooler all afternoon. It's seven o'clock now and they still aren't leaving.

I yelled over, "Why don't you all head home, I'll lock up."
Corrine said, "Go ahead and go, we'll lock up when we leave."

I detected a slight slur in her speech. Carrie and Sweet didn't say anything, they just laughed.
"What's going on over there?", I asked.
"Nushing", said Carrie, laughing. Corrine was whispering something to her and they both laughed. Sweet was dancing.

I headed over and they formed a wall in front of the cooler.

"What's up?", I asked.

All three began to laugh now.

"Come on, what's going on?", I inquired, wondering if maybe I should just leave and forget about it. But I'm curious. And apparently not too bright.

They stepped aside and this is what I saw...

"Well, get me a cup", I said.

Carrie said, "D'you tink we'd drink wish the likesh of you?"

All three started whispering. Then they looked at me with evil smiles.

I ran.

"Come back here you wuss", all three were yelling.

Thankfully, they can't run very fast on Vodka!

"Last one out get the lights", I yelled as I ran down the street. And I never looked back.