Carrie And Auto Repair
Carrie, from the Moon Connection, who has connections on the moon, but is not technically FROM the moon, has this story about blondes and auto repair.
Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
See below to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:
DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING IN YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU LOOK BELOW!!!
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FOOTNOTE: The remarks I make concerning Carrie and the moon are made in jest. I do it in the name of fun. I love Carrie like a sister and always have and I feel she has one of the best sites out there today. But I am a kidder. I can't help myself. Even if I could, I wouldn't!
2 Comments:
Okay, Bro!( and thanks)
Luckily, I never take the remarks seriously. Being the youngest of 4, it is one of the first laws of survival! You know me, I like to think about what is funny occasionally, not be hit over the head by humor all the time!
Occasionally???
*runs away*
*runs back*
Occasionally???
You do hand stands in unsuspecting stranger's laps OCCASIONALLY!
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