Ponder This!

Corrine's POINTS TO PONDER

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

Is it possible to have a civil war?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Why do people ask where the self-help section is at bookstores?

Are all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets, going as ghosts, really going as mattresses?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "S" in it?

Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?

Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called "Poles", why aren't people from Holland called "Holes".

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?