Poopachino
Sweet gave me this story about the most expensive coffee in the world. Let me explain my title. These coffee beans are eaten by a weasel like creature. They do not digest them. The beans ferment in the animals stomach. The animal then poops them out and those beans are harvested.
Yes, you read that right. These coffee beans are 'run through a weasel'!
No shi... No kidding!
The price seems to have come down. When introduced, back in 1997, it was $300USD per pound. I wonder why the price dropped.
"Hey there sir, excuse me, would you care for some coffee that's been run through a weasel? It's only three hundred bucks."
"What do you think? Do you even think? Get away from me."
"But sir, this coffee is fresh from the weasel's ass."
"Away, I said. I will hurt you."
"How about two eighty then? OUCH!"
Yeah, that'd be a tough sell. I'll bet Geno could do it!
I don't have a lot of rules about coffee. But of these, I'm sure .
1. It must NOT have fallen out of a weasel's ass.
2. It must be considerably less than three hundred dollars. Way freakin less!
Here is Sweet with the poop!
Kopi Luwak is the most expensive coffee in the world, selling up to $70 USD per quarter pound ( http://www.coffeebreakgourmet.com ) and is sold mainly in Japan and United States, but it is increasingly becoming available elsewhere, though supplies are limited.Sweet
xoxoxo
For more information on this coffee, written in a humorous style as only Dave Barry can do, read his column on weasel poop. I mean Luwak coffee.
His review convinced me not to try it.
posted by Tramp at
Thursday, October 12, 2006
6 Comments:
I must say that your knowledge of all things poo is much more powerful than I first thought. You've gone from walking the walk to just plain High Steppin'. This new
level is unturd of.....almost Poopernatural. I am clearly
out classed and must bowel down and be humbled
by this mighty force that over powers me. Being friday
the 13 and Halloween just around the corner, I have just one thing I must ask. Does your Poopernatural power
come so easily to you because you are a "WitchyPoo?"
I shall never question it again.
And thanks for the change of venue.
Isn't that just a wonderful thing. Now let's take a moment to reflect on what we've learned here.
(moment goes here)
That's right, absolutely nothing!
That's why this place is fun!
You may not have learned anything, but
I'll bet it's the first time you ever saw
Poopernatural used in a sentence.
Hey, I think you've just answered my question about the porn industry!
Also, I resist learning whenever possible.
The last time I accepted learning as a good thing, they graduated me and put me to work!
Stupid college!
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