Update On The Biker Gang
I have just received a report from the local newspaper concerning the biker gang that has invaded our area. Police have discovered their intent but a motive has yet to be established.
It seems they were planning on putting local residents to sleep on Thanksgiving day.
Heck, they could have just asked me to give a speech!
Let's go to that newspaper article now as I switch to a newspaper type font.
posted by Tramp at
Monday, October 16, 2006
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Update:
After extensive tortur...questioning, Federal agents
from the Department of Homeland Insecurity have uncovered the motive behind the motor scooter
gangs escapade. Creating a diversion, and sapping precious Govermental resources so that a one "Mr. E.
Coli" can continue his relentless assault on the west coast. However, no charges will be filed. In serving the search warrant on Mr. Anonymous, the 6 looked like a 3 and thus we showed up 3 days too soon. This event
was discovered by Attorney I.M. Scum from the law offices of Skim, Scam & Scum, who currently represents
the gang.
I would countersue these Keystone cops.
Feel free to use my law firm, Cheatham, Cheatham and Howe.
They somehow always beat cops!
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