Friday, October 13, 2006

A Warning

I have received this warning from the local police. They have asked to let people know about a new threat in our area by posting a release from them. Here is that release.


Police Department Release 1013A - Motorcycle Gang

There is a new motorcycle gang in town. These people are dangerous individuals. Do NOT attempt to communicate with them. Do NOT associate with them in any way. If you see them on the road, do NOT exit your vehicle.

The police are working hard in an attempt to contain this new threat. Until they manage to gain control of this situation, they ask citizens for their cooperation and understanding.

We must all work together in eradicating these senseless individuals who pose a risk to our society.

Below is the only known picture of this dangerous and violent group.





7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dad?!!!, Uncle Charlie?!!!, Grandpa?!!!, Uncle Bill?!!
Holy Crap!

Friday, October 13, 2006 1:49:00 PM  
Blogger Tramp said...

You've just spoke volumes about your relatives.

You may want to look at the photo closer.

Those pictured individuals are women!

Sorry!

Friday, October 13, 2006 2:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like I said, "Dad?!!!, Uncle Charlie?!!!, Grandpa?!!!, Uncle Bill?!!"
Holy Crap!

Friday, October 13, 2006 4:13:00 PM  
Blogger Tramp said...

Point made and taken!

I might just join them myself!

But only if I get to keep my Harley.
Those scooters just won't do it for me. Well, maybe if they let me ride this scooter from a previous post.

http://trampsriverbank.blogspot.com/2006/05/great-weekend-for-motorcycles.html

Friday, October 13, 2006 4:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure they will let you join them.
Just be prepared to travel the country looking for the best "early bird specials" at restaraunts.
And if they don't offer peanut butter pie on the menu,
God help us all.
Just becareful of your skirt getting caught in the chain
of your Harley. Godspeed, and good luck!

Friday, October 13, 2006 5:28:00 PM  
Blogger Tramp said...

Hey, I can always claim a Scottish heritage.

"It's NOT a skirt. It's a KILT!"

Friday, October 13, 2006 7:14:00 PM  
Blogger Tramp said...

I asked them about travelling the country. They said we would be travelling Florida. Florida!!! And they cruise at twenty five miles an hour.

That's it, I told them I quit!

The biggest one said she was gonna whoop my ass. So I hid her glasses and she couldn't find me.

Saturday, October 14, 2006 4:58:00 PM  

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