Groaner Time!

For Carrie and other groaner lovers.

George had always dreamed of going on an African hunting safari.
Finally he got his chance.
As he was walking through the bush with his guide, he spotted a large bird perched atop a boulder.
He aimed his rifle at the bird and was preparing to shoot, when the guide shouted "no bwana no! You must not shoot that bird."
"But why not?", George asked.
"Because that is the foo bird. If you shoot at it and miss, it will fly around in a circle three times and shit on your head."
"Nonsense," said George. And he shot, and missed.
The foo bird flew off and circled three times, then shit on George's head.
"Damn! Give me something to wipe this shit off" George screamed.
"No bwana" replied the guide. "If you wipe the foo shit off, you will die."
George ignored the guide and wiped the foo shit off.
Shortly after, he dropped dead.

The moral of the story is

"If the foo shits, wear it!"