In Honor Of The Elections...

Here are some of the worst Kennedy jokes I've ever seen.



Why didn't JFK, Jr. take a shower before he left for the Vineyard?
A. He said he'd wash up on shore!

Q. What's the Kennedy's flying motto?
A. Your luggage will arrive before you do!

Q. What do Kennedy's miss most about Martha's Vineyard?
A. The runway.

Q. Why was JFK, Jr. flying to the Vineyard?
A. He wanted to crash his cousin's wedding.

Q. What will they name the movie about movie JFK, Jr.?
A. Eyes Wide Shut. A. Three funerals and a wedding.

Q. Why were they having trouble finding JFK, Jr's plane?
A. Because his flight actions constituted wreckless behavior.

Used to be that Kennedies drowned their women one at a time!

We hear JFK, Jr. has changed his name to "Bob".

Following are the 3 main causes of death in the US today:
1. Cancer
2. Heart disease
3. Being a member of the Kennedy family.

Q: What do JFK, Jr.'s friends call him now?
A: Chum!

Q. What was JFK, Jr. drinking when his plane went down?
A. Ocean Spray!