Interview With Bobby

I ran into Bobby the other day. He looks good and says hello to everyone, especially Sweet.

I asked Bobby if we could do an interview to put on the site. He said yes, he’d like that.

So here is my interview with Bobby.


Tramp: Hi, I’m Tramp from the Riverbank and my guest tonite is Bobby.

Bobby: Hi everyone. Hi Sweet!

Tramp: Sweet is not here.

Bobby: I know that! I meant that for on the site.

Tramp: Oh, okay then. So, how have you been? How do you feel?

Bobby: I’m good. I’m fine.

Tramp: No, I mean how is your condition?

Bobby: What condition?

Tramp: You know, the retarded thing?

Bobby: I’m not retarded.

Tramp: Really? Are you sure?

Bobby: Yes I’m sure.

Tramp: Well alright then. Let’s see if we can get some useful information for the readers. Are there any special government benefits for retarded people?

Bobby: I’m not freakin retarded! Stop saying that! Why don’t you ask me about my job or something?

Tramp: Oh, okay. What kind of work do retarded people do?

Bobby: I’M NOT FREAKIN RETARDED!

Tramp: Well good then. Is there anything else you would like to tell the readers?

Bobby: I haven’t told them anything yet!

Tramp: Well, that’s okay. They don’t expect much from retarded people.

Bobby: I’M NOT FREAKIN RETARDED! You say that one more time and I'll hit you so hard you’ll be retarded!

Tramp: I don’t think it works that way, but it's not my place to teach that to you. I’m not qualified to teach retarded people.

Bobby: GET OUT!


I think that went well. And I was worried that Bobby might screw it up!