Trev Has A Couple For Southern Girl

Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it, "That's quite nice, don't you think, Tracy?" "Yeah. What's it called, Sharon?" "Viens a moi." "Viens a moi? What does that mean?" At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me.'" Sharon takes anther sniff and offers her arm to Tracy again saying, "That doesn't smell like come to me. Does that smell like come to you?"


Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again, for no reason." The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?" The red head says, "Oh sure, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde says "Don't you have a vase?"