A Rabbi, An IRS Agent And Carrie Walk Into A Bar...

This comes from Carrie, who is NOT a Butthead!


The Rabbi

A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to audit an old Rabbi.
He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old Rabbi, so he says, "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?"
The Rabbi says, "We send them to the candle maker, and every once in a while they send us a free candle."
The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?"
The Rabbi says, We send them to the matzoh ball bakery, and every once in a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls."
The kid says," And what do you do with the foreskins from circumcisions?"
The Rabbi says," We send them to the IRS, and every once in a while they send us a little prick like you".