Thursday, November 30, 2006

A Warning From Southern Girl

Important Warning For The Ladies

READ CAREFULLY!
I don't how many of you shop at Sam's Club or Costco, but this may be useful to know. I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
This happened to me and it could happen to you!!

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 23-year-old well-built guys come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both are shirtless and start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their highly-defined chest muscles and rock-hard abs exposed. It's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Sam's Club or Costco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start talking dirty about what they want to do to you. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and begins kissing your neck and begs you to pull over so he can make love to you!! While this is going on the other guy steals your purse!!

I had my purse stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, yesterday, and most likely tomorrow.

9 Comments:

Blogger Carrie said...

i do my shopping on the weekends, and my husband wonders why I am so worn out and tired.....

Friday, December 01, 2006 8:44:00 AM  
Anonymous southerngirl said...

Carrie: i think i'll head to Costco.

Mr. Carrie: do you need my help?

Carrie: oh, no, honey, you don't have to tag along...i'll be fine...really i will.

HA!

Friday, December 01, 2006 12:40:00 PM  
Blogger Tramp said...

So you two know each other?

Because it sounds like you are sisters!

Friday, December 01, 2006 2:37:00 PM  
Blogger Carrie said...

no, we both just like the great deals at Costco...ha

Saturday, December 02, 2006 5:09:00 AM  
Blogger Tramp said...

Right!

I'll tell you this much.

If two young guys come up to my truck and start cleaning the windshield, it's on!

You ain't seen this much slapping since Leona Helmsley fired a maid!

Saturday, December 02, 2006 6:50:00 AM  
Blogger Carrie said...

oh, tough guy!

Monday, December 04, 2006 5:43:00 AM  
Blogger Tramp said...

Hey, I just wanna protect my purse.

I mean, um, you know...

I don't know what I mean!

But it's on!

Monday, December 04, 2006 10:29:00 AM  
Blogger Carrie said...

I am going to Costco on Saturday, anyone need anything?

Wednesday, December 06, 2006 5:43:00 AM  
Blogger Tramp said...

Not that I can think of.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006 2:08:00 PM  

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