A Warning From Southern Girl
Important Warning For The Ladies
READ CAREFULLY!
I don't how many of you shop at Sam's Club or Costco, but this may be useful to know. I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
This happened to me and it could happen to you!!
Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 23-year-old well-built guys come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both are shirtless and start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their highly-defined chest muscles and rock-hard abs exposed. It's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Sam's Club or Costco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start talking dirty about what they want to do to you. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and begins kissing your neck and begs you to pull over so he can make love to you!! While this is going on the other guy steals your purse!!
I had my purse stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, yesterday, and most likely tomorrow.
posted by Tramp at
Thursday, November 30, 2006
9 Comments:
i do my shopping on the weekends, and my husband wonders why I am so worn out and tired.....
Carrie: i think i'll head to Costco.
Mr. Carrie: do you need my help?
Carrie: oh, no, honey, you don't have to tag along...i'll be fine...really i will.
HA!
So you two know each other?
Because it sounds like you are sisters!
no, we both just like the great deals at Costco...ha
Right!
I'll tell you this much.
If two young guys come up to my truck and start cleaning the windshield, it's on!
You ain't seen this much slapping since Leona Helmsley fired a maid!
oh, tough guy!
Hey, I just wanna protect my purse.
I mean, um, you know...
I don't know what I mean!
But it's on!
I am going to Costco on Saturday, anyone need anything?
Not that I can think of.
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