Best And Worst Of 2006 Lists

It's that time of year when people start putting out lists of the best and worst things of the previous year.

I'll start with this one.

THE WORST CHILDREN'S BOOKS FOR 2006

*You Were An Accident
*Santa Clause, Easter Bunny And Other Lies
*Pop Goes The Hamster (And Other Great Microwave Games)
*Strangers Have The Best Candy
*Dad's New Wife Robert
*Games Mommy And Daddy Play When You Aren't Around
*Bi-Curious George
*There's A Man Inside Barney
*Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
*Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
*Places Where Mommy And Daddy Hide Neat Things
*You Are Different And That's Bad
*How to Blackmail Older Siblings For Fun And Profit.
*Good Reasons To Fear The Dark
*The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
*Tasty Things Found Under The Sink
*What Jack And Jill Really Did Up The Hill
*Pooh Goes Postal
*Matches, Gas, And Fire: A Guide For Young Pyromaniacs
*Investigating The Groans In Mommy’s Room When Daddy Isn't Around
*Your Nightmares Are Real
*Lies Your Parents Tell You So You Won’t Have Any Fun
*Harry Potter And A Pair Of Hermonie’s Panties
*Stop And Roll - A Joe Camel's Guide Book
*And That’s Why We Now Call Uncle Robert Auntie Roberta
*Why Mr. Fork And Mrs. Electrical Outlet Cannot Be Friends
*If You're Bad, The Earth Will Explode And Mommy And Daddy Will Die
*Potty Time For Dummies
*Who’s' Your Daddy?