Who You Callin' Bitch, Bitch?

Corrine's got some 'splainin' to do.
Listen up, bitch!

A simple bitch is someone you met through somebody else.
*A real bitch is someone you knew from back in the day and we still kickin it now!

A simple bitch will take you where you need to go.
*A real bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it!

A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it.
*A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say bet nobody jump in.

A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fBAD WORDk up or get knock the fBAD WORDk out.
*A real bitch will just knock her the fBAD WORDk out!!!

A simple bitch tells you she's had enough to drink.
*A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fBAD WORDked up!

A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down.
*A real bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these simple bitches how we do it.

A simple bitch hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.
*A real bitch pops up at your house, talkin bout I know you ain't in the bed, on a clubnight!

A simple bitch seeks to talk with you about your problems.
*A real bitch seeks to take care of your all your problems, rather it be a gun, a knife, whatever will take a fBAD WORDka out.

A simple bitch wonders who your new man is.
*A real bitch knows that mutha fBAD WORDka's first name, last name, birthday, where he lives, who he related to, what kinda car he drives, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches trying to holla at him right now!

A simple bitch thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
*A real bitch lets you know that was fBAD WORDked up but we still girls.

A simple bitch expects you to always be there for them.
*A real bitch knows you will always be there for them; they don't have to expect shit.

A simple bitch reads this and realizes that she is a simple bitch and then forgets it.
*A real bitch passes this to her real bitches without thinking about it.