New Stuff

People are inventing new things all the time.

Why?

No, really. Why?

For example...

If you're looking for a buttplug that looks like a celebrity, there's something wrong with you.

These warped individuals make buttplugs in the likeness of George W. Tush, Parass Hilton and Smell Gibson, as well as custom made versions in any likeness you choose.

Get one in the likeness of your boss and show it to him. Tell him he can now be up your ass even when you're not at work.

If you would like to get one, click here and never come back here again!

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Bird Hunting

Have you ever been out bird hunting with a buddy and have him say, "Watch me pepper this bird"? Now you can really pepper them!

Here are some shotgun shells that have shot made from seasoning. It kills the bird, seasons the bird and the shot dissolve so you won't have to pick shot out of your meal. Kinda clever, but a bird still has to die.

More info here.

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"Hey lady, smell this!"

Scentuelle Libido Patch is about what you probably guessed, a patch you wear on your skin that makes you horny. But it doesn't contain any medicine.Instead, each patch is infused with floral aromas designed to put your mind into a state of arousal.You're supposed to hold your wrist (where you stick the patch) up to your nose for a whiff, whenever you need a shot of happiness. I can see people creating a dependency on these things and taking a whiff anytime they experience anxiety, like a job interview, spousal argument, speeding ticket, etc.

Scentuelle is made for women, but they offer another version for men.

Again, I don't know why.

If you know a man who needs help getting horny, bury him. He's dead.

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Wouldn't Dog Shit Do The Same Thing?

Birth Control Breath Mints

A pharmaceutical company, Warner Chilcott, announced today the availability of a new chewable birth control pill with a refreshing spearmint flavor.The product, called "Femcon Fe", is billed as the first and only FDA-approved chewable birth control pill. The company says that one of the leading causes of oral contraceptive failure is not consistently taking these pills everyday. By making it chewable, and tasty, it'll allow women to have more fun. On a serious note, the Warner Chilcott also says that a chewable form will provide an alternative to women who experience "breakthough bleeding" with traditional birth control pills.

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Guest Room Soap

Here is the perfect soap for guests. I didn't say 'wanted guests'.

What the world needs now is some soap that looks like poop.

"Nope It's Soap" claims to have a coffee scent, and can be used as an exfoliator. Got a kid with a dirty mouth? Tell him you're gonna wash his mouth out with this!

The manufacturer claims that each bar, I mean pile, of soap is hand made, and unique, no molds, no mass production. Just like the real thing.

Now available in Santa, Elf, Reindeer, Cupid and Christmas Tree.

Get yours at Sweet Soaps.

Sorry Sweet!