Monday, January 15, 2007

Stuttering Kitty

From Irene.

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scary", said the teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff' ... and before he could say "Fxxk", the rottweiler ate him!"

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL!!!

Monday, January 15, 2007 10:27:00 AM  
Blogger Tramp said...

You should see the stuff Irene sends that I can't put up here!

Monday, January 15, 2007 7:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you know my e-mail addy...;)

Tuesday, January 16, 2007 9:15:00 PM  
Blogger Tramp said...

Alright, but you may go blind!

Tuesday, January 16, 2007 11:21:00 PM  

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