Redneck Tact

From Corrine.

Three rednecks were working on an AT&T cell phone tower - Steve, Bruce and Bubba.
Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Bubba says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that beer, Bubba?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Bubba replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
"Well, not exactly", Bubba says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, You must be Steve's widow."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow.".... then I said "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."

Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff !!!