How The World Works
From Corrine.
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Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,
he blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
you blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead,
the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates
posted by Tramp at
Saturday, February 10, 2007
6 Comments:
Don't forget "if you pour hot coffee on yourself while driving, you sue the fast food restuarant."
Question, following this logic, can I sue the bowling ball company or bowling alley if I bowl bad in a tournament? I am hoping to win a bowling ball that never allows me to have a bad game.
I say go for it!
I know you'll find an attorney to take the case.
"A bowling ball that never allows me to have a bad game".
That would be no ball. Without a ball, you cannot have a bad game!
That would be fine, Tramp, except that without the ball, you aren't actually bowling...you're just drinking beer.
You're drinking beer, you're not having a bad game, I don't see the problem.
Maybe the 'you aren't actually bowling' part, but that's just a detail. The next day you can honestly say, "I did not have a bad game"!
i love the way you guys rationalize...;)
Facts is facts!
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