VALENTINE CARDS THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT

Well gosh, I wonder why!

10.
I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
but the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9.
Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8.
I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7.
This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6.
You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5.
Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled...SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

4.
Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown but so's your ass.

3.
You're a honey and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty."

2.
I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1.
If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!