Washington Report

From Corrine.

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Last Tuesday, as he arrived in Washington, President Bush stepped off Marine One and on to the White House lawn. He was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The capable, squared away Marine guard, who was assigned to Presidential duty on that day, abruptly snapped to attention, gave a quick salute and remarked to the President, "Nice looking pigs, sir."

The President replied, "These aren't pigs. They are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got the other for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again abruptly snapped to attention, gave a quick salute and said, "Excellent trade, sir."