Wedding Dove
From Carrie.
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Imagine the following: You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and step out onto the church steps.
The photographer raises his camera.
Following your family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together. You and your new bride stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove in your hands as your friends and relatives eagerly wait.
The photographer gives the ready signal and you open your hands toward the sky. Not a dry eye in the house, the camera flashes; the moment is saved . For eternity....
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AND YOU THOUGHT THE DOVES WERE GOING TO POOP, DIDN'T YOU!!!
4 Comments:
yes. yes i did.
this somehow seems even worse. ;)
I thought this was going to be the one where they released the dove and a hawk immediately killed it.
I am still trying to figure out if I look like that when I release my doves.....hard to look in a mirror and keep your arms up at the same time.
That would be easy to figure out.
1. Did you suddenly notice an awful lot of camera flashes going off?
2. Did you notice a breeze?
3. Were all of the men suddenly smiling excessively?
4. Did you notice during the reception that quite a few of the men were commenting, "That was the best wedding ever!"?
If you can answer 'yes' to at least two of these questions, then I'm afraid I have some bad news for you.
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