The Boy Ain't Right, I Tell Ya

Carrie has a strange, strange story.
He must be one of those non-supporters!

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I don't know about you but if some stranger "spooned" me during the flight, I would have slugged him before he squirted all over me.

I would have told him, "You show me your pecker and I'll show you the end you never saw!" -Tramp


NWA worker accused of masturbating on passenger during flight
Date: Tue, 6 Mar 2007 05:51:42 -0500
A Northwest Airlines employee was arrested today and accused of sitting next to a female passenger who was trying to sleep, cradling her body and ejaculating on her during a flight from Seattle to the Twin Cities, authorities said.
Samuel Oscar Gonzalez, 20, of Lakewood, Wash., was arrested by airport police and charged with simple assault in U.S. District Court of Minneapolis.
Northwest Airlines officials confirmed that Gonzales is an employee of the airline. They declined to say what his job is.
According to a criminal complaint, a female passenger on Northwest Airlines Flight 154 was traveling from Seattle-Tacoma International Airport. Toward the end of the flight, the woman was trying to sleep in her assigned aisle seat, when Gonzales sat down in the seat next to her.
The woman told authorities she felt Gonzalez "spoon" her, or cradle her body from behind, and then felt her shirt being lifted up.
After some time, the man then stood up and walked to the front of the plane.
The woman then readjusted her shirt, and found "warm fluid on her back and on her side," and also saw the fluid on her clothes and a seat, the complaint stated. She later described the fluid as semen.
The woman immediately notified a flight attendant and was moved to another seat near the front of the plane.
Gonzalez was arrested by airport police when the plane arrived in Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. The FBI is now handling the case.
Northwest airlines officials released a statement saying an employee had been suspended following "an incident with another passenger" on this morning's flight. They confirmed Gonzalez was an employee of the airline — but refused to identify him as the one suspended.
They added that the suspended employee was not a member of Flight 154's flight crew.
Airport spokesman Pat Hogan declined to comment on the case, referring calls to the F.B.I.