Real Men Of Genius
3... 2... 1... We Have Liftoff!
Sweet has discovered the greatest invention ever made.
No longer will you have to get up and walk simply because you need another beer.
Never again will you have to wait for someone to grab a beer for you, hoping against hope that they don't forget.
Say goodbye to that tired old boring method of handing your buddy a beer manually.
What are we, Neanderthals?
Now your beer will arrive using the same mode of transportation employed by the Space Shuttle.
This thing is a work of genius. And Sweet is a genius for finding and recognizing it!
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You have got to see this...............
The Robotic Beer Launching Refrigerator
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FOOTNOTE: If I had one of these machines, I would program it so that when it recognized a 'Lite Beer', it would immediately throw it into the trashcan!
posted by Tramp at
Friday, March 09, 2007
1 Comments:
We'd have to modify your's.
I'd install a 'Mobile Targeting System' with lead and windage calculating ability.
That way, it would toss you a Corona as you rode by on the scoot!
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